… I’ve come to realize that I have something to contribute to this giant blue ball we call Earth, even if it’s just making someone laugh, or creating something that inspires, transacts, or (at a minimum) boots and runs without crashing for a few days.
I’m going to start a new search engine for mouthwash products. The bottom of each results page will say Gaaaaaaaaaargle.
Meataphor (noun): A figure of speech in which a word or phrase is applied to a slice of cow to which it is not literally applicable : “I had fallen through a meat grinder of depression,” said Mark, who was fond of theatrical metaphors | her culinary skill depends on suggestion and metaphor.
Or something like that. Told you I’d be here all week.
Did you hear the one about the chiropractor-proctologist? He helped people keep their shit straight.
Thank you, I’ll be here all week.
I typically put the master list at the beginning of a new book, and then periodically create a new one as I go through the book, marking it with a Post-It Tab. That said, I like the idea of doing it at the back and working forward - let me know how that works out for you?